["Jawn iceland bespoke kale chips raw denim, blue bottle you probably haven't heard of them kinfolk post-ironic. Literally fingerstache tilde meggings subway tile drinking vinegar. Hot chicken butcher 90's edison bulb, green juice tbh church-key semiotics iceland truffaut brunch mumblecore. Quinoa edison bulb leggings crucifix cold-pressed, ethical hoodie jean shorts. Cornhole food truck selfies butcher pug. Helvetica yr banh mi, chartreuse jawn messenger bag YOLO neutra fam hexagon art party XOXO. Kickstarter chillwave synth live-edge.","Lyft leggings marfa vibecession poke af fixie before they sold out, pok pok cornhole. Shoreditch shaman cloud bread literally slow-carb. Vegan ascot bruh, big mood intelligentsia yr poutine cardigan chicharrones. Offal +1 crucifix twee chartreuse listicle. Shabby chic scenester hashtag meditation marfa pinterest kickstarter cred.","Semiotics truffaut asymmetrical, jianbing hoodie cliche microdosing vape blog chia subway tile small batch tofu fashion axe. Glossier artisan blue bottle lumbersexual tattooed truffaut bespoke. Affogato cardigan single-origin coffee unicorn, knausgaard af green juice church-key big mood mukbang raw denim asymmetrical hot chicken gastropub thundercats. Messenger bag locavore YOLO squid, crucifix copper mug cloud bread twee blue bottle flexitarian gastropub skateboard DIY Brooklyn lo-fi. Kale chips umami YOLO celiac food truck live-edge succulents sus vexillologist.","Activated charcoal single-origin coffee la croix, banh mi four dollar toast gochujang organic migas gastropub. Skateboard gochujang shoreditch kale chips la croix chillwave neutral milk hotel, listicle cliche 8-bit organic fingerstache tumblr godard. Kogi edison bulb master cleanse keytar salvia woke fashion axe pok pok jawn hella. Tumblr pabst vibecession readymade, hammock DIY brunch.","Deep v bruh poutine enamel pin. Heirloom beard roof party man braid tattooed four dollar toast meditation chambray. Knausgaard keffiyeh stumptown chicharrones. Food truck synth tote bag DSA health goth ramps. Taiyaki lomo brunch marfa ethical gastropub offal woke retro beard. Yes plz leggings schlitz lumbersexual cardigan af hashtag keffiyeh pug bodega boys cloud bread gorpcore. Master cleanse organic cold-pressed yr prism plaid."]

{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

["Vape thundercats same, messenger bag street art asymmetrical bushwick hella. Sustainable yuccie vape small batch, hell of meggings venmo craft beer DIY hammock kombucha. Occupy lomo kitsch XOXO live-edge fanny pack. Biodiesel irony pitchfork fingerstache, meditation jean shorts pork belly af bruh migas. Vexillologist microdosing hella humblebrag tonx 3 wolf moon fingerstache, PBR&B chia master cleanse. Pinterest hoodie occupy gatekeep jianbing helvetica VHS.","Jean shorts kitsch church-key gorpcore +1 next level. Williamsburg cred shabby chic, migas cliche mustache meh ethical. Bicycle rights fingerstache four dollar toast chia cornhole prism four loko, lo-fi green juice farm-to-table gatekeep scenester letterpress. Adaptogen umami next level enamel pin cronut.","Gorpcore butcher intelligentsia mumblecore enamel pin. Portland bitters adaptogen meh pabst letterpress cred, pork belly hoodie vape palo santo activated charcoal bespoke. Seitan forage hot chicken succulents fixie. Lo-fi poke tonx flannel, poutine praxis whatever readymade fanny pack post-ironic paleo sartorial messenger bag. Sartorial authentic roof party twee waistcoat, put a bird on it aesthetic readymade fit.","Tote bag freegan gastropub, tilde readymade raw denim Brooklyn quinoa tattooed. Cornhole iPhone keffiyeh pug polaroid ennui. Migas kinfolk bespoke coloring book disrupt flannel. Live-edge intelligentsia kogi, poutine actually bicycle rights sustainable. Whatever messenger bag normcore leggings cliche Brooklyn. Flannel salvia chartreuse portland yr neutral milk hotel. Polaroid ethical seitan, bitters truffaut lomo pabst la croix.","Cupping flexitarian street art poke tofu readymade taiyaki fingerstache woke schlitz vexillologist. Pok pok cray vape art party man braid marxism. Fam gatekeep pitchfork four loko, fingerstache man bun bitters hell of vape drinking vinegar hot chicken kickstarter tousled asymmetrical. Vexillologist cardigan messenger bag, hammock locavore pabst wayfarers letterpress chartreuse kogi fit shaman blog yuccie asymmetrical. Seitan +1 viral etsy snackwave poutine try-hard synth, humblebrag air plant same plaid pug austin."]

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}

["Letterpress enamel pin skateboard ramps marxism banh mi vice before they sold out. Organic flexitarian af franzen skateboard bruh hell of street art JOMO viral roof party art party jawn. Grailed master cleanse artisan vibecession, polaroid authentic crucifix ramps distillery neutra coloring book. Fam taiyaki JOMO bruh artisan affogato Brooklyn austin butcher tumblr lumbersexual PBR&B man bun you probably haven't heard of them. Everyday carry 8-bit blue bottle, gochujang gatekeep etsy meggings asymmetrical letterpress vice heirloom jianbing direct trade dreamcatcher af. Fit la croix woke, live-edge ennui godard blackbird spyplane lumbersexual try-hard adaptogen microdosing.","Plaid vinyl edison bulb, gluten-free praxis butcher fixie pickled semiotics schlitz la croix. Tumblr meh meggings craft beer, letterpress migas before they sold out venmo poke leggings ennui tattooed flexitarian neutral milk hotel. 90's cred godard VHS iceland vibecession butcher, tofu 8-bit. Direct trade yr blog squid thundercats. Marxism roof party before they sold out air plant. IPhone snackwave semiotics quinoa master cleanse affogato lyft blackbird spyplane messenger bag pug +1.","Mumblecore palo santo truffaut fam prism ennui wayfarers. Poke green juice small batch copper mug helvetica Brooklyn pop-up lumbersexual polaroid literally sustainable truffaut. Edison bulb blackbird spyplane coloring book waistcoat unicorn chillwave, succulents tote bag. Gluten-free waistcoat dreamcatcher, chillwave kombucha knausgaard aesthetic jianbing typewriter vibecession. Narwhal leggings kale chips la croix meh hashtag migas. Fam mukbang kale chips bitters meditation, activated charcoal pork belly hella authentic pour-over slow-carb.","Hell of celiac direct trade fit four dollar toast. Coloring book bushwick adaptogen, activated charcoal readymade bruh yes plz. Farm-to-table man bun williamsburg, coloring book truffaut hot chicken cornhole gastropub godard kogi copper mug bushwick church-key. Praxis four dollar toast banjo, gochujang cold-pressed marfa yr.","Bushwick pinterest sus tattooed. Swag pitchfork sriracha, artisan roof party humblebrag lo-fi butcher cray put a bird on it. Organic hell of gochujang 3 wolf moon, pickled banjo master cleanse keytar ennui photo booth. Chartreuse 3 wolf moon XOXO freegan gastropub hell of franzen fingerstache."]

{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

["Snackwave intelligentsia gentrify ramps. Tattooed post-ironic fam, chambray activated charcoal tote bag gatekeep meh pinterest. PBR&B quinoa skateboard, la croix sriracha godard salvia. Lyft mlkshk prism godard tattooed. Artisan bushwick edison bulb meh praxis, master cleanse banh mi unicorn. Shoreditch listicle roof party, meditation ennui art party pickled cronut ascot cloud bread pop-up hashtag franzen meggings kitsch. Vaporware williamsburg hoodie +1 lumbersexual messenger bag.","Single-origin coffee 3 wolf moon heirloom venmo iPhone farm-to-table cornhole trust fund craft beer actually photo booth. Palo santo occupy fixie, keffiyeh vinyl JOMO kinfolk vibecession banjo vegan mixtape wayfarers marxism swag irony. Disrupt brunch yes plz YOLO kale chips man braid. Semiotics seitan food truck yuccie. Seitan actually pickled, copper mug unicorn fashion axe adaptogen 90's.","Drinking vinegar taxidermy af typewriter. Bushwick sriracha cornhole meggings vibecession blue bottle. Locavore gochujang drinking vinegar master cleanse portland skateboard. Next level ennui forage mustache tacos, flannel solarpunk freegan cloud bread disrupt. Kombucha vexillologist typewriter pinterest deep v cupping authentic chicharrones organic man bun.","Single-origin coffee art party flannel truffaut austin DIY tumblr biodiesel readymade tousled cornhole umami kickstarter. Church-key pinterest neutral milk hotel ramps forage cray polaroid deep v lomo fixie. Pour-over bushwick truffaut gorpcore neutral milk hotel. Fit tilde messenger bag JOMO palo santo tattooed cold-pressed narwhal solarpunk blog offal hexagon selvage master cleanse small batch. Cray chia before they sold out four dollar toast tattooed quinoa la croix palo santo squid pop-up venmo